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NICOLA, 22
FROM: Belfast
LIKES: Dribbling wingers and high APY rates
"It's a cracker of a yield, so it is."
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MYSTIC GEM'S CRYPTO BALL
AQUARIUS: The Age of Aquarius is here. Unfortunately, gas fees are astronomical.
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CLASSIFIEDS
FOR SALE: 10,000 Luna. Slightly used. Will swap for a packet of crisps.
WANTED: A narrative that actually makes sense.
PERSONAL: Seeking Alpha. Found Beta.
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PUB ARGUMENT GENERATOR
START A FIGHT WITH THIS OPINION:

"Whitepapers are just fairytales with equations."
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THE SUNDAY LEAGUE SCOUT REPORT
PLAYER: AVALANCHE
ROLE: THE SKIER
"Fast downhill, struggles uphill. Claims to be the fastest, but often slips on ice."