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0.09GWEI
TURBO NUTTER GWEI
THE NEED FOR SPEED (AND YIELD)
Compare the market? Compare the Gwei! Ethereum: 0.09 vs Base: 0.01.
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7YEARS
OLD SCHOOL HEROES
VETERANS OF THE YIELD WARS
While new protocols crash and burn, Maker DSR just keeps trucking. 7 years on the road.
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SECUREAF
THE MODDING SHED
TURBO CHARGED USB
Tinted windows on the screen so nobody can see your balance. Privacy first, innit.
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72.78%
DEAR DEBRA: FINANCIAL AGONY
DONT PANIC CAPTAIN CALAMITY!
It's quieter than a library in here. Stress level: High Demand. Suspiciously calm.
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9CHAINS
BOY TOYS & GADGETS
POCKET MONSTER PROFITS
It barely fits in your pocket! Aave V3 is currently live on 9 chains. A proper piece of kit.
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99pSTART
THE BARROW BOY'S BARGAIN HUNT
NO QUESTIONS ASKED
It's the real deal. Signed by the developer himself. (I signed it).
★ STAR LETTER
LETTERS: OI! YOU!
To the Editor,
"I bought one of those 'French Security Dongles' but I can't find the USB slot on my tablet. Help?"
- Confused Colin
[ED: Have you tried turning it off and on again?]
Dear RUGGED-Y2K,
"Is DeFi dead? My yields have dropped from 1000% to 4%."
- Techno Tom
[ED: It's not dead, it's just sobered up.]
THE GLOVEBOX MIXTAPE
🎵 MUSIC: 'Stylish Lifestyle' by Dope Cat 🎵
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