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Hangovers & Reality Checks

The Monday Morning Comedown
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OFFICIAL SICK NOTE

To Whom It May Concern,
Please excuse The Reader from work today.
Reason:
I can't come in, I have 'Rug Pull Fatigue'.
Signed,
Dr. DeFi

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THE HANGOVER CURE

Feeling rough? Market down?
Change your passwords. Just in case.

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THE 'I'M QUITTING' LETTER

I am transitioning to a DAO. No bosses, just chaos.

BALANCE THE PORTFOLIO
Click when ball is in centre!
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AGONY UNCLE: REAL TALK

Q: What is 'WAGMI'?
A: A lie we tell ourselves.

TOPIC: SLANG
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WEEKEND AUTOPSY REPORT

CAUSE OF DEATH: Chasing a pump that was already dumping.

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THE BOSS EXCUSE GEN
"My brain is currently 'Syncing Headers'. Please wait."
SHARE THE PAIN! CLICK TO COPY LINK
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