DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER (AT THE DIP)

Baggy trousers, baggy eyes, heavy bags.

FEATURE: THE WALLET WIZARD

Check the rear-view mirror, the bear market is behind us (we hope).

We've found a belter. hyperUSDCm. Morpho. 9.36% APY. If that doesn't get you excited, check your pulse. Live on Ethereum.

TOO HOT TO HANDLE

Warning: Flammable materials. hyperUSDCm is running at 97.1% capacity. It's about to blow (upwards, hopefully).

UNDER THE BONNET

SOLANA: Fast. Very fast. But breaks down once in a while and needs a restart. Typical sports car reliability.

ASK GAZ: THE DEFI GEEZER

                    Q: My mate Dave says this new coin is going to the moon.                

Gaz says: Dave also says he can beat the game with one life. Dave is a liar.

COMING UP INSIDE...

TECH & GEAR

Hardware wallets tougher than a brick phone.

PAGE 3 ART

Wow! Look at those text-based charts.

LIFESTYLE

Pub reviews and betting slips.

CLUBBING

Big box, little box. The weekend starts here.

THE MONDAY BLUES

Sick notes for Monday morning.

SEASONAL

Holiday specials and limited runs.

MOTORING

Hatchbacks, subwoofers & alloy wheels.

SERIOUS KIT

Cheat codes, 56k modems & doom.

POLITICS

Spin doctors, sleaze & satire.

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